Setting:
It’s the year 2100 and humanity has survived decades of “pandemics,” famines, and wars. People are still questioning how the 21st century went so bad. Theme parks have become popular, none more so than CoronaLand, a dystopian world ruled by “public health officials.” A mother and son, tickets in hand, are entering CoronaLand. The main gate is adorned with a giant 3-D model of the Coronavirus with spikes sticking out threateningly. Under the virus the words read: “CoronaLand: Where You Can Experience the Hysteria of the Pandemic.” Animatronic robots wearing masks inhabit the urban environment complete with homeless tents and billboards promoting the 60-second PCR Test and a state-of-the-art time-released vaccine, in which each dose is paid for automatically by debiting from your Universal Basic Income allowance.
Tommy: Mom, everyone’s wearing masks!
Mother: Yes, Tommy, they believed masks protected them from the virus. Look, Tommy, here comes a CoronaBot.
CoronaBot: You are required to wear a mask … here’s a nice selection of colors … or, if you like, you can pay extra for a designer mask …
Tommy: I don’t want to wear a mask.
CB: We are all in this together, Tommy.
T: How did you know my name?
CB: We’ve been contact tracing you since you entered CoronaLand. You could be a super-spreader. So, which mask do you want?
T: None.
CB: We just need you to submit for two weeks to stop the spread.
T: You all have masks on, so you don’t have to worry about me.
CB: My mask protects you. Your mask protects me.
T: That’s crazy.
CB: Are you one of those conspiracy theorists?
T: But you can’t even see a virus. How do you know it’s there?
CB: Because the experts tell us it’s there.
T: Experts? But, where’s the proof?
CB: The experts tell us there’s proof.
T: Okay, what proof do they tell you there is?
CB: The sacred PCR test is all the proof we need.
T: How do you know the test works?
CB: Because the experts all tell us it works.
T: But I learned in third grade that the PCR test doesn’t detect viruses … it just finds some small bits of DNA that also exist in bacteria, human cells, even papayas.
CB: It doesn’t matter Tommy. The test is sacred. And you have to wear a mask unless you get the vaccine. But, then you have to wear a mask, too. Well, unless you protest for social justice … in which case you can do whatever you want.
T: If I get the vaccine why should I still need to wear a mask?
CB: Because the –
T: Let me guess. Because the experts say we should? Tell me, is the vaccine safe and effective?
CB: The experts say that it is.
(Tommy and his mother put on masks. They head over to a long line. Tommy asks an animatronic woman in line what she is waiting for … )
Woman: Food. I lost my job because of the lockdown and I have no money for food.
Tommy: Why is there a lockdown if it causes so many people to lose their jobs?
W: Because the experts tell us we have to lock down.
T: Why does everyone listen to the experts?
W: Because the experts are experts. If we don’t believe the experts that would mean that we don’t believe in Science.
T: Is that so bad?
W: That’s the biggest sin in CoronaLand! You have to believe in Science!
T: But what if I don’t?
W: I don’t even want to think about that. And cover your nose with that mask!
(The woman turns rudely away from Tommy. Tommy’s mother looks excitedly down the street and points for Tommy to look at a short man in a white lab coat … )
Mother: Look, Tommy, it’s Dr. Fauci.
T: Great, Mom. My teacher told me to interview him if I could. Excuse me, Dr. Fauci.
Dr. Fauci: Yes young man?
T: You are a scientist. Surely you understand that the PCR test doesn’t look for viruses … only for DNA sequences that are just assumed, with no proof, to be from viruses. And even if these small sequences of DNA were from viruses, there is no proof that such a virus is the cause of an illness. Surely, you know this because you were involved during the AIDS crisis when PCR was used to, supposedly, find HIV-positive people but again it was just looking for a DNA snippet, not a virus. And certainly you know that HIV has never been proven to be the cause of AIDS, right?
Dr. F: Are you one of those logical kids? This is CoronaLand. Logic doesn’t apply here. Here’s some disinfectant, rub it on good. I hope you enjoy your visit to CoronaLand 2100. Maybe you want to stop in at the gift shop and pick up a talking Bill Gates figurine.
T: What does the figurine say?
Dr. F: It speaks with you and uses artificial intelligence to determine what will scare you the most about the virus and then it repeats it again, and again and again. Of course, it is for your own good so you stay home and practice anti-social distancing. Anyway, stay safe and come back again soon.
(Fauci leaves.)
T: Wow, Mom. Thanks for taking me to CoronaLand. If I didn’t see this myself I would never have believed it!
More About the PCR “test”:
Did Faulty Science Lead to Lockdowns? Examining the Drosten Paper
The Covid “Test” is Like Weighing an Elephant on a Bathroom Scale
More About Dr. Fauci:
Fauci’s Mixed Messages Come Under Scrutiny + More
Fauci the Scientist or Fauci the Politician? Who to Believe?